Birthday
P1-Still Cool at 30! Happy Birthday Deana
P2-We're all dresses up to say Happy Birthday!
P3-Chill out It's your birthday!
P4-Have the coolest birthday ever!
P5-Time to chill out Shelly's over the hill!
P6-Time to chill out Shelly's over the hill!
P7-To someone born in the Ice Ages!
P8-Young at heart-older elsewhere!
P9-Old fart young Heart!
P10-The older I get the better I was!
P11-We remembered your birthday!
P12-Built for comfort not for speed!
P13-So many candles - so little cake!
P14-It's not about age it's about attitude!
P15-40? Not Marilyn No Way!
P16-Mourn the passing of Donna's youth!
P17-Next mood swing in 5 minutes!
P18-Live Love Laugh! Enjoy your Birthday!
P19-50 year old 1 owner needs parts!
P20-40 - 18 with 22 years experience!
P21-Your how old? you look so lifelike!
P22-50! Jane demands a recount!
P23-Chris is aged like fine wine complex and Fruity!
P24-Joe's not old-He's youthfully challenged!
P25-Gary are you grown up yet?
P26-Notify AARP It's Ben's birthday!
P27-Becky Happy 29th Again!
P28-Ben's 40 but still sporty!
P29-Jim's still nifty at 50!
P30-Becky's still sexy at 60!
P31-32 Is that your final answer?
P33-Age is just a number Tonya's is unlisted!
P34-Don's wild oats turned 2 shredded wheat!
P35-Hi Ho Hi Ho Over the hill you go Marie!
P36-Happy Birthday to a genuine antique!
Anniversary / Proposal
PA1-Grow old with me, the best is yet to come
PA2-Melanie I'll never stop loving you!
PA3-Melanie your my everything!
PA4-Your one great husband 2 me!
PA5-Your one great wife to me!
PA6-Congrats Jim and Becky 50 years together!
PA7-Happy 25 years Beth and John!
PA8-Look who flew in for Jerry and Zelma's 50th Anniversary
PA9-Congrats on your Engagement Diane and John!
I'm Sorry
PS1-I can't bear to be without you!
PS2-If only my mouth had a backspace key!
PS3-I'm very sorry can you forgive me?
PS4-Forgive me-next time I'll remember!
Retirement
PR1-Al's getting the heck outta here Happy Retirement!
PR2-Know when to fold'em Happy Retirement
Divorce / Breakup
PD1-Just remember half of everything is yours!
PD2-Carly got rid of 180lbs.- better off without him!
PD3-Dog and Husband missing. Reward for Dog!
PD4-Best revenge when she steals your man? Let her keep him!
Or create your own!!